Professor Loft-in Condo thinks this recently recovered 20th Century artifact from the digs at Boston By the Sea (genuflect 389,119) proves once again that Earthlings and Martians were at one time connected in some nefarious way. This blogger has posted other examples of Earthly conflict between what looks like early Martian peoples and Earthlings, and so I am open to Dr. Condo’s interpretation of what this rendition reveals. Loft-in thinks, and I’m apt to agree with him, that we have depicted here an Earthling terrorist in the act of sabotaging (i.e. harming by stealth) the kidney boiler of one of our Martian ancestors. The huge collection device is just enough like one of our boiler room boilers where warmth-giving melted water stuff is created and sent through our heater veins to hint that Professor Loft-in Condo is correct. Whether this act of violence is occuring on Earth at some nearly perhistoric time or on Mars itself, no evidence in the rendition makes entirely clear. As with so much that archaeology uncovers, mystery increases rather than diminishes the more that we know.
Constructively yours, siding with you always,
Prof. He Who Towers
