Tuesday, July 11, 2006
EARTHLING FOOLISHNESS
For many Martian genuflects, Martian archaeologists have assumed that Earthlings were sophisticated users of the primitive technology (as compared to Martian technology) that they did have. But a recent artifact uncovered by Dr. Chalet's digger drones in GoodOlUSofA casts doubt on our assumptions. We thought that earthlings had microphone technology, but the Earthling female in the representational artifact appears to believe that this common and ordinary hairbrush is a microphone.