This blog time travels to the future and monitors the Martian blog of "He Who Towers". Eavesdropping on the future reveals that the Martian, "He Who Towers", is an amateur archaeologist in the 125th Millennium (Earthtime) who blogs about his studies of now extinct Earthling cultures. His specialty is 20th and 21st Century Earth civilizations.
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
EARTHLING FOOLISHNESS
For many Martian genuflects, Martian archaeologists have assumed that Earthlings were sophisticated users of primitive technology (as compared to Martian technology) that they did have. But a recent artifact uncovered by Dr. Chalet's digger drones in GoodOlUSofA casts doubt on our assumptions. We thought that earthlings had microphone technology, but the Earthling female in the representational artifact appears to believe that this common and ordinary hairbrush is a microphone.
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