A recently discovered cache of photographs from the region of Chicago has yielded Martian science yet another mystery. We have no idea what we are looking at in this photo on the left, except that it is an Earthling female holding something in her hand with a smear on her lips. We have as yet not been able to translate the language units. One suggestion, by Dr. Paul Puptent, in his paper “American Harlots” (genuflect 200,879), is that this document may contain a pictorial satire of the “Mona Lisa smile” (photo on right), a much commented upon smile in 20th Century American pop culture. Movies were created based on that famous smile.
Dr. High-rise Condo, suggests in his paper, “Hidden Colds in 20th Century Art”, that during the period when these two artifacts were created, a movie called, “The Da Vinci Cold” appeared in theaters worldwide. Da Vinci was a renowned artist who also created the famous meat dish, Bologna. Professor Condo suggests that Da Vinci must have suffered a horrendous cold about the time he was painting this figure. Professor Condo believes that the Mona Lisa smile is the result of a stuffed up nose and that the famous figure is caught in the middle of a sniff, clearing her nose. Da Vinci, thus, was expressing his own frustration with the cold he suffered from. The picture on the left could be, according to Prof. Condo, an Earthling female who is achieving some relief from her cold by using the red object held in her hand. The final document (below) could suggest that if the Mona Lisa had had the red object in her possession she’d be smiling too, from pure relief.
As for myself, I can see no difference between the smiles of the Mona Lisa before and after holding the red object in her hand. Thus, I must ask how Professor High-rise Condo’s interpretation could be true.
Our Martian mystery remains, as mysterious as the famous smile itself.
This just in!!! In the email as I was about ready to enter this post on my blog, I opened my mail and found the interesting fossil which I’m including below. We still haven’t gotten far enough in interpreting Earthling language to fully understand what we have in these artifacts.
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